Comedian of Law

Donald Trump Trial insanity, Kevin_McCarthy ousted and Trevor Bauer gets redemption from crazy groupie.

Didn’t check the box?  Is the malpractice suit filed yet or was it a strategic move? Can you keep a straight face when stating this is not a political move against Trump? So many things to break down on the Donald Trump trial. 

Keven McCarthy is ousted and Joel and Chris go head to head on their beliefs. 

Trevor Bauer was suspended from MLB due to accusations of sexual assault and returned with a defamation suit.  Wow, what  discovery uncovered.   

Debate mayhem, MSU fires coach before hearing, and more football picks

Is it time to abandon the presidential debates? Lincoln and Douglas are rolling in their graves after this week's circus. We are electing the leader of the free world based on who gets the best zinger during a debate. The quote of the night goes to Vivak Ramaswamy who said, "stopped talking while I'm interrupting." That's a mic drop moment.

 

Michigan State University fired its head football coach Mel Tucker. But the timing of the firing might have painted MSU into a legal corner that will cost it 80 million.

 

The Biden family is in odd spot. Hunter Biden is facing criminal gun charges because he sought a gun permit while strung up on drugs. So his legal team should be defending this charge by saying the law violates his Second Amdendment right to bear arms. But his dad has publicly supported gun restrictions. Will President Biden's fatherly duties beat out his presidential duties?

Delphi murders, Ruby Franke, Tim Ballard and Deion to the Raiders?

Murder is back in business. In the Dephi murder case, new allegations were made that the killings were part of a pagan cult ritual. Crime TV just couldn't be happier.

Ruby Franke got her fame on YouTube due to her unconventional parenting style. Ironically, she is now in jail facing serious charges based on that style. It is safe to say that parenting by duct tape should never be trending.

And you heard it here first - will Prime Time Deion Sanders be the next head coach for the Las Vegas Raiders?

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NFL takeover of NCAA, NFL over-reactions and hot takes and Impeachment

It what has become as part of politics and the convention strippers, impeachment is back for another season. Joel explains why impeachment works, and is here to stay. Just remember - don't sue the messenger.

The NFL floats the idea of taking over college football as a minor league system. Is this just testing the waters to see the public's reaction? Or will we soon be seeing the Alabama Cowboys v. the Ohio State Patriots?

A study is out that shows judicial sentencing is harsher on weeks following an upset loss by the local football team. No wonder incarcerations are up in Dallas. Here is a link to the study: https://pubs.aeaweb.org/doi/pdfplus/10.1257/app.20160390

 

Prime Time Deion Sanders, Murdaugh’s new trial and a bad dog reaches Supreme Court

Coach Prime Time Deion Sanders might be the best athletic participant ever. Chris makes his case, and a reluctant Joel quasi agrees. He has had an amazing career, and his coaching career has been nothing short of spectacular. Who else compares?

Smoke some turkey this weekend, because it's back to the Big 8! Nebraska v. Colorado. This game promises to be must watch TV, but it will make you miss the good old days. And yes, Joel is old.

In legal news, Alex Murdaugh's attorneys have filed a motion seeking a new trial, and their motion is very strong. Among the allegations are that the County Clerk fabricated a Facebook post to get a juror kicked off, a juror who would have voted not guilty. If you enjoyed round 1, you might get a round 2.

And finally, do you think dogs should jump up on people or things? Well believe it or not, but that exact issue is now before the United Stated Supreme Court. Yes, we now have Fido's attention.

Trump Indictment Groundhog Day Version and Blind Side Shakedown

Stop me if you've heard this before - but Trump has been indicted. Chris and Joel discuss why this poses the most danger to Trump than the previous indictments.

Michael Oher is saying the Blind Side story was false, and he was never adopted. He is suing for the economic damages he suffered from a loving family taking him in, treating him as a son, and paving the way for him to earn millions in the NFL. It also might be worth noting that Michael Oher has a new book out that needs free publicity.

And finally, the NFL is back!

Trump’s latest indictment and college conference realignment: Greed, greed and more greed

In a play right out of the Democratic party playbook, Trump has been indicted again. According to Joel, this is the most laughable indictment yet as the prosecutor didn't even bring the charge everyone was looking for - inciting a riot. According to Chris, keep the indictments coming as Trump has yet to learn how to tell the truth. Sadly, both Joel and Chris agree that Trump egregiously lied to the American public about the 2020 election. Chris and Joel debate how the law should treat serial liars.

Fall is approaching, which means football is coming and conferences will be realigning. What will college football look like when the music ends?

Hunter Biden’s Plea Deal Exposed, Martians and Time Lords in Congress and Chiefs are in a Pickle

The Hunter Biden Plea Deal was exposed when the judge asked the simple question of - what crimes does this plea deal cover? When the two sides gave opposing answers, the judge smelled a rat. Chris and Joel discuss what is up in Bidenland.

A Florida judge gets reprimanded for hugging the lawyers after a death penalty case. Do we want our judicial system run by humans ... or AI?

As if things could not get crazier, Congress held hearings on UFO and extraterrestrial life. Surprisingly, ET was not called as a witness.

Trump indicted and Kouri Richin’s Horrible Google Searches

Trump indicted. Again. What an interesting time we live in where the former President of the U.S. and current leader to be the next President is indicted, and the collective response is a yawn. But out of a duty of public service, Chris and Joel play lawyer and go through the indictment paragraph by paragraph to devise a winning strategy for both sides.

Kouri Richin's internet search history came to light. Chris and Joel debate whether these searches should ever be done on any computer anywhere. If you can think of a search that tops these searches, please let us know!

Supreme Court upholds Voting Rights Act, PGA and LIV merge and Jack Daniels is now for dogs

The allegedly conservative Supreme Court upheld the Voting Rights Act and struck down Alabama's congressional district boundary lines. To which Donald Trump responded by saying, "there's a Voting Rights Act?" Who knew?

The Supreme Court also ruled that VIP Products, a dog toy company, violated Jack Daniel's trademark rights by creating a dog toy named "Bad Spaniels." When asked to clarify its rulings, the Chief Justice said, "Meow."

The PGA and the LIV golf tours have merged, in a stunning display of hypocrisy.  The PGA has been blasting the LIV tour for over 2 years, calling them thugs for taking Saudi blood money. Turns out, all money spends the same.